|Being a Geek|
|Title||Being a Geek|
|Sung by||Evan, Rabbi, & Rabbis|
|Solos||Evan, Rabbi, & Rabbis|
|Last song||Good Enough|
|Next song||Bad Bad News|
"Here I Come" (sung by Evan & Kids) was included on the Original Broadway Cast Recording. The song came after "Good Enough" and before "Bad Bad News" and was cut before opening night. "Being a Geek" was not included in the Original Broadway Production, but took the place of "Here I Come" in the MTI Version.
Being a geek is the lonliest thing is the world.
I gotta tell you Rabi, when you're a geek it's the lonliest thing in the world.
You're always wondering what everyone is laughing about.
And wear horrible clothes that you're mom picked out.
Nothing is worse, its a crime, it's a curse. It's the loneliest thing in the world.
You wouldn't usderstand Rabi.
Evan: Oh, I think I know somthing about it, I'm a Rabi in Indianna.
Being a geek isthe saddest event ever known. I know what I'm talking about.
And nothing says geek more than eating your lunch all alone.
Evan: Tell me about it brother.
Archie: A girl will roll her eyes and walk away when you get close.
You've got to fade.